reellife

I just can't wait to be king.
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foodchewer:

foodchewer:

I live for compliments

imageim so alive 

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snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

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yeatru:

monasticmaestoso:

i thought this was a fake smash bros reveal

what do u mean fake

yeatru:

monasticmaestoso:

i thought this was a fake smash bros reveal

what do u mean fake

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82poundsofbandit:

i swear this is one of my ex bfs. and it’s not that impressive lol 

82poundsofbandit:

i swear this is one of my ex bfs. and it’s not that impressive lol 

inamillionways:

Workout progress, almost at 160!🙏

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But at least I know a world without me is a world that still keeps turning.

taco-bell-rey:

"I loved them before they got popular"

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I have to drink five pints of hot coconut water every day, with a little garlic salt, some splenda, and a splash of hot sauce, and then you basically jog until you hallucinate.

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bandeaunt:

nymphogirl05:

the first time giving a blow job like image

the first time i tried i looked at it, screamed, and told him to put it back away

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confusedstagram:

why arent boobs called chest melons

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